Wednesday, August 6, 2008

American political ideologies explained

Conservative - a person who prays at the altar of God, Guns, and Ronald Reagan.

Moderate - a person who doesn't vote.

Liberal - a person who is left of center.

Progressive - a person who is left of Karl Marx.

Green - a progressive in love with vegetables.

Libertarian - a nutcase who hates government involvement in anything.

Socialist - anyone with whom libertarians disagree.

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